I think overconfident ginger may be my new favorite meme

theactualharrystyles:

wow i’m glad this is all happening within days after i left florida 

i’m nice and safe in upstate new york 

i mean im 10 minutes away from newburgh aka the murder capital of new york but hey you win some you lose some

The infection will spread and we will all die. 

Well, you’ll die. I’ve been preparing for this moment for years. 

thunderswarehouse:

freeskywarp:

simonbitdiddle:

datkarkatass:

owlsprite:

hussiempreg:

my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true

Eeeeeyup.

pretty much

I thought that was the default plan to begin with. Florida is the appendix of the United States… 

I thought Florida was the di… Oh.

I have so much extended family in Florida!

This plan is PERFECT. 

What we're going to do soon is build a river... A river of freedom. A river 
of hope.  A river which runs from coast to coast that cuts us off from 
the 47 states of wastrels and bad influcences to the north.  We are 
going to cut Florida off from the mainland of our oppressors and float 
out to sea.  Then, the nation of Florida will be free to start over.  
There're be no long-ass lines at the Long Flume or Pirate Ship ride when 
I take over!  You and the kids will be able to ride the rides all day!  
We will have a rollercoaster for each and every Florida family!  

laughingsquid:

R.U. a Cyberpunk? – Mondo 2000

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD ALL OF THIS SHIT IS SO OLD 

laughingsquid:

R.U. a Cyberpunk? – Mondo 2000

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD ALL OF THIS SHIT IS SO OLD 

(via thunderswarehouse)